folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

(via fake-mermaid)

inkyer:

This is exactly how i feel when the picture won’t load  

(via asvprock)

clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

(via asvprock)

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

(Source: luciforeal, via fake-mermaid)