on my grave i want VIP not RIP

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so today in the dressing room there was this hot guy in his underwear so i decided to take a picture of his bulge and i forgot my fucking flash was on… finish the story yourself

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you better pop lock and drop that attitude

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i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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"Call your mother. Tell her you love her. Remember you’re the only person who knows what her heart sounds like from the inside."
- wow this made me sad. (via stay-ocean-minded)

I’m adopted

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